It's nice to think that
perhaps one day I'll update the Real files to a modern format and maybe even add a
sprinkling of new material. In the meantime, here's an mp3 of the theme
For a really true appreciation of the show, we can do no better than this selection of Real Video and audio.
Real Audio One: (158Kb) The opening theme tune, a hearty welcome from Alan and a bit of ribald banter with Nancy.
Real Audio Two: (178Kb) Amazed at Nancy's facility with the knife, Alan touches on those important points to remember.
Real Video One: (407Kb) Nancy guides us through the mystery of grid lines and stresses the importance of good composition.
Real Video Two: (690Kb) Here, Alan's uncertain about whether we should 'paint what we see and not what we know to be there'. Nancy sorts it all out.
Real Video Three: (407Kb) Imploring us to keep practicing, Alan smoothly wraps the show.
Animated GIF: (198Kb) A "recap" sequence of a still-life arrangement.
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